Life is like a roller coaster ride- there’s always someone dumber than you in charge

Me featuring w my best and worst 20 minutes of jokes and true stories. Hosted by the perennial ROY LEE REYNOLDS

7pm Monkey Pants Bar and Grill 3223 S Mill Ave Tempe

KIM PORTER 9 MUSES  I'll be performing an act of art, time travel and song among a lineup of other very interesting people. Brought to you by KIM PORTER 

7pm Metropolitan Arts Institute 1700 N 7 Ave Phoenix $20

Stir Crazy Comedy Club Funniest Person In The Universe  Witness my winning 5 minute set possibly fatal tho, the consistent crowd in Stir Crazy is as much regulars as it is rabid footballers from other states. What? You don’t lol? ---Oh---I see --you think none of this has anything to do with you? YOU chuckle at 1986 Hustler's magazine, YOU like big titties being kicked thru a goal post, YOU like calling women fat, YOU think men are nothing without their penis fully erect at all times. YOU aren't invited!

7pm Westgate 6751 N Sunset Blvd Ste E-206, Glendale $15

FOURPEAKS OKTOBERFEST Tempe Local Legends  Host Patryc.M continues his annual 2-day take over of Tempe Town Beach Octoberfest. Friday/Saturday

6-11pm Tempe Beach Park 80 W Rio Salado Pkwy Tempe MY SET: FRIDAY 9:50pm 

DEAD COMEDIANS with me as MITCH HEDBERG  on lineup with Joan Rivers, Robin Williams, Chris Farley, Patrice O'Neil, Rodney Dangerfield, Jacki Mason, Brody Stevens; with the amazing Ron Morey as Johnny Carson!

7pm Desert Ridge Improv 21001 N Tatum Blvd Phoenix

DEAD COMEDIANS with me as MITCH HEDBERG  on lineup with Joan Rivers, Robin Williams, Chris Farley, Patrice O'Neil, Rodney Dangerfield, Jacki Mason, Brody Stevens; with the amazing Ron Morey as Johnny Carson!

7pm Mic Drop Comedy 51 E Boston St Chandler

DEAD COMEDIANS with me as MITCH HEDBERG  on lineup with Joan Rivers, Robin Williams, Chris Farley, Patrice O'Neil, Rodney Dangerfield, Jacki Mason, Brody Stevens; with the amazing Ron Morey as Johnny Carson!

9pm Stir Crazy Comedy Club Westgate 6751 N Sunset Blvd Glendale

The Stuff Makers Live sketch comedy along with standup comedy inside Second Beat Improv Theatre 8pm 1130 E Missouri Avenue 

29th Annual Emancipation Marathon  (10-5) I’ll be reading the selection: Frederick Douglass Prophet of Freedom by David W. Blight Chapter 19. 2pm 300 W. Camelback Changing Hands Bookstore 

Stand-Up 3001 produced by Emilio Figueroa booking a mixed bag of comics defying all the comedy algorithms inside a damn haunted tearoom- bring money for the ghosts 730pm Jarrod’s C-T-G 109 W University Mesa

1227 Taproom A longstanding favorite mic in Sunnyslope run by Rose Verdugo  7pm 1227 E. Northern